Super Jen strikes back

1. War--filled with paint..they can provide painless harm to the enemy..and our colors will be cooler than theirs. Superior strategy skills still apply.

2. Unwelcome Visitors--it happens to us all. Filled with warm gravy on a hot summer day..and those little kids selling wrapping paper in July will go away! of course you will be known as the Gravy Lady for the rest of your life..

3. Mothers In Law (or perhaps your new Bf's mom)-- Filled with either Warm Lime Kool Aid or Cheap knock off Perfume (depending on the severity of the harrassment)this will effectively let Her Know Who Is Boss Now! word.

4. Screaming,Mean,Entering-My-Store-Late-For-Nothing Customers--Filled with Ink,Carbonated Raspberry Soda (warm),or just plain Ice Cold Water this will successfully get you fired. You never liked that job anyway..and you get to feel just one step closer to those guys in Clerks (re: Sprite Spit).

:)

Peace